Sunday, December 14, 2008
Happy Secular Holiday Season
Enjoy this image from Terry Zwigoff's Bad Santa (2003) until I return from the Middle West. I'm typing this in a hotel in Wichita. It's snowing. When I come back, I will attempt to write about every movie I saw on the big screen in 2008.
Friday, December 05, 2008
Chabrol/Audran
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Monday, December 01, 2008
Friday, November 28, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Four Women by Howard Hawks
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Bresson's Hands
Friday, November 14, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Eggleston/Akerman
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Monday, November 10, 2008
Friday, November 07, 2008
Oliver Stone Conversion Machine
Too many crappy Oliver Stone movies cluttering up your garage, shed, or closet space? Buy an Oliver Stone Conversion Machine, now on sale for only $29.99. If you call within the hour, we'll throw in a free mango! The Oliver Stone Conversion Machine converts rotten, smelly Oliver Stone movies into actual quality products! Here's how it works. Place the VHS, DVD, or film reel into the machine, press the button, and a much better replacement comes out. Here are some examples of recent conversions:
Seizure -> Hollywood Boulevard
The Hand -> Mad Love
Salvador -> The Quiet American
Platoon -> Full Metal Jacket
Wall Street -> Sweet Smell of Success
Talk Radio -> Aah, this one's actually not that bad
Born on the Fourth of July -> Who'll Stop the Rain
The Doors -> This Is Spinal Tap
JFK -> Report
Heaven & Earth -> go outside and get some fresh air
Natural Born Killers -> Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
Nixon -> The Private Files of J. Edgar Hoover
U Turn -> Deliverance
Any Given Sunday -> Slap Shot
Alexander -> Glen or Glenda
World Trade Center -> The Battle of Algiers
W. -> any random YouTube clip of our current lame duck
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Monday, November 03, 2008
Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
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